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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:00

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Israel says Iran was racing toward a bomb. US intelligence says it was years away - CNN

Freaks and Cheeks

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What Gemini app features are free versus paid? [June 2025] - 9to5Google

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

Then came..

share office space ...

Still no good

Why do people who aren't trans feel the need to put pronouns next to their name or picture? It seems so cringeworthy to me, to participate in that SJW paradigm of thought, like they are a spineless person who just goes along with the trends.

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Does the Hamas charter specifically call for the death of all Jews and the destruction of Israel?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Are LGBT people accepted in Japan?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do you help patients stop hearing voices?

No go.

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

Should parents be allowed to bring children into R-rated movies? What are the potential consequences of doing so?

They put up a sign reading

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

How is sex with a woman for gay men?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Have you ever answered your door in lingerie?